Jolyns party and PLS FIND SELAMAT...

haha..anyways 2 days ago was jolyn's birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING...even though i only know her for 2 months..it seems as though we knew each other for years...we are so going to buy hair straighteners and bazookas...muahahah...do not incur the wraths of the niam sisters..or you die big time..muahahah

i bought a pot of leaves from daiso...we be LEAF in u da ye..haha

2. Dinosaur
Guess who does this represents? Of course needless to say it represents our good old pal..BLONDE Teck the blondosaurus…his favourite pick up line are “Hey look a swimming pool” and “lau hu is like LION!!”.

SUPER power: to confuse you and make you think that lions are tigers and vice versa! Wait what was it that I just said tiger?lion?

3.Rock
No prize for guessing who this represents… a super no brainer for the young and old..its JANAN!!!…bruce lee’s brother. ROCK LEE…he stones, he pebbles, he fossilizes..HES ROCK OF THE JANANESS..hehe.. his favourite hang out ..the ROCK wall..

SUPER power: Plays ROCK and roll music till ur ears bleed…same guitar tune 24/7(I think u get it)

4.Beaver
Hm…this is a tough one…lets see…he has two slightly protruding tooth..he sings “I lift my voice” out of the whole song…his poke power is to kill people with haggen diaz receipts and he is married with two kids…he is..PASTOR REUBEN…our favourite pastor of all times…he sings, suans and preaches..BEAT THAT…DAM(pun) I mean CHEW that..teehee

SUPER POWER: Sing only one sentence of the whole song and make u yearn for more


5.Weighing(cheng) machine(ji)
Well well well…I guess no one can weighing machine us better than…Jing Wen..this fair skinned boy is our lovely friend who suans us 24/7 and always cheng ji us…he does the thailand cube super well and likes buying random things for random people…Thailand is his second home…KOP KUN KHRARP BOY!!

SUPER POWER: wear brown shirts that are meaningless like “ovulation”, “I come in “I come in peace” and some “match stick burning out shirt” from Thailand

6. Cookie
This represents baker boy…FAMOUS AMOS.. the joker guy of all times.. he is known to give people super super lame birthday presents like mosquito repellants and also chocolates in a happy meal box…able to also make you stunned infront of the computer and laugh at the screen as stupid sentences flash past your eyes stating “did u see rocks,climbing?”

SUPERPOWER: to annoy you to death by requesting to play the fast food game

7.Gunbound prepaid card(bedazzled)
Hm…this so not refers to the girl who is typing all of these lore..it feels kinda werid writing a description for myself.. anyways DIONNE the girl who never fails to GUNBOUND..she repeatedly repeats the fact that she has to gunbound and does it everytime everywhere and at every place..even at the Karen tribe when probably it will freeze after u egested…her best friend is the toilet paper and her mum is the toilet seat…
DON’T U WISH UR NUN WAS HOT LIKE HER…

SUPER POWER: Buy 8 days faithfully and tell u how cool their free body wash is and Kill monks even though shes a nun and be a nun(like forever)…

8.Ten A1 report slip
Is it 6 A1s? NO! Is it 8 A1s? NO!!ITS 10 LEH!!10!!!!Well this can never represent anyone in the group except…MEI PING…delicate like a beautiful vase(haha literally)and uses flowery language(pun again), this big sister of ours is level headed, smart and fierce man!! Whao and the ultimate thing is that she takes a super short time to bathe.. like maybe 5 minutes. she also DOES NOT go to bed when she writes her journal..she is so hardworking that she studies for her blood test..

SUPER POWER: Able to deh you to death and have straight hair(???)haha…

9. Candy CANE
Why candy cane.. you may question.. well observe that the cane is in caps..haha..it represents DORCAS..the disciplinarian who just WHACKS…like literally…she is one of a kind who can be strict but fun loving at the same time..super cannot harmonize every song….also she is a closet mum but just don’t wanna admit..niam niam niam..

SUPER POWER: say NI SHUO NE and make u shudder at the thought of the answer…

10. Packet of sweets
Who has the sweetest face in the whole group..haha joyln I know u are going to say its me..but sorry to disappoint you its none other than HUI ZHEN..haha..it does represents her right…her face is diabetic.. ants favourite hang out..she may look like a damsel in distress BUT NO…appearance versus reality man.. she is a closet man and is nothing scares her…even her shirt reads mr noisy not miss noisy…think about it before you disturb her.. gua gua…sweets for my sweet…NOT..

SUPER POWER: able to write a literature essay on appearance versus reality very well..

11. A paper which shows super a lot of computers
Hey hey this represents Glenda…why leh because super a lot means mass right?and computer short form is com..so mass comm…ahahah..brilliant right..say dionne is smart now…yea as you all know..our darling water sister fought so hard and also cracked her head very hard as to what she should wear on the day of the interview..so this incident was a very memorable one both to her and to usJ…

SUPER POWER: cause people to be blesphemic because they will sing GLENDA of a king, clothed in Levis jeans..haha..opps..i suddenly have a crazy idea..she should change her name to jean..

12. A penguin
Hey hey birthday girl!!!this penguins represents no one else but YOU!!! Penguins stay in the artic which is as cold as your cold jokes..haha.. when we bought the penguin, it reminded us of you because you seem happy all day like in (happy feet) and its also as adorable as you..(ok I am saying this because its your birthday)haha no la..you really are cute and chubby!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY GAL!!

SUPER POWER: make us feel like squeezing her cheeks all day!!!

we had a bbq and my marshmallows keep catching fire...then i had to keep flinging it up and down like some crazy woman...anyways the toilets or rather the whole chalet is SUPER niam ok..i didnt dare to use the toilets...the floor was sticky and the mirror made me look fat..i was also scared to sleep on the beds because you dont know who slept on it previously or what they did...like maybe vormit or whatsoever..aiya thinking of it now makes me wanna puke..niam niam niam...haha i was thinking of this stupid joke that christabel told me..she said after u eat and jump,you get stitches..so if you eat and then take a walk after that,you get lilos..i fainted..

we wanted to surprise jolyn by asking glenda to act as though she is going home..then we will bring jolyn everywhere to waste time until like 12 then bring her to the room and surprise her..it worked out...becos as we all know jolyn is gullible..aahahah no la..its because we acted well...

when jolyn saw some of the presents especially the cheng ji..her expression is just priceless man..haha..super cute can..die i am turning into a lesbain..haha.anyways i did have fun even though some things came as a blow and i nearly fainted...had a long talk with hui zhen and went to talk to jolyn and ate cheezels at like 5 at the poolside..also had another long talk with janan.its like some talk fest or something..talking about JANAN LEE RUI XIANG..he has a uber good sense of direction.. ABIT GOOD ONLY...like we took 3 hours just to get to the chalet..then we keep alighting at wrong stops..arg...i think i lost 1 hour from all the walking..and then he keeps lying that the bus has arrived and make me all ji dong because i cant find my wallet..how i wish i had a bazooka so i could blast him..haha..

anyways keith was being quite nice and bought all the girls flowers...like finally he did something nice..ahahah..ookok keith i know u feel like suanning me now...but anyways get well soon and stop drinking cold drinks..

overall i did have a lot of fun..i win the award for sleeping for two hours on a niam bed...ok shall flood the blog with PICTURESS....