Sunday, May 25, 2008

I DETEST/ABHOR/HATE/STRONGLY DISLIKE ART HISTORY TO THE MAXIEST OF THE MAX...we have to like comment on that bird cage with scary birds who are swinging and hugging each other...and we have to write an essay on it using the principals of design...like oh there is a wide variety of diffferent lines and shapes....the colours give a sense of coherence.


Like how are u going to comment on the techniques of this art piece..like seriously..its just a freaking bird cage and the designer prob just wanted to portray the caged up effect..you think he cared whether the lines on the cage gave a sense of coherence..LIKE NO!!HE PROB just got the cage at a very cheap price at some ulu pandan pet shop...and i see no tension at all..oh maybe like there is tension because the curtains may fall into the bird cage...cover all the birds and suffocate them to death...so viewers are worried..arggg...



if i didnt have to do this oh so interesting project but just went to the art musuem for fun i prob wont care about the stupid sculpture...i will just look at it with disgust and walk away...its so scary..why are the birds walking in hind legs and playing on swings..eww....and if i had a bazooka i will blast it...


this is what i really feel like writing in the essay....


in my opinion,this is a very disturbing art piece..and why must we comment on this stupid thing anyway..it is senseless and when i grow up..i prob wont go to the coffee shop and tell the old uncles HELLO UNCLE NI DE NIAO LONG (your bird cage) de lines GIVE A SENSE OF COHERENCE..or go to the pet shop aunty and say:hey aunty could u please pass me that bird cage because the colours on the cage gives a sense of variety and the designs on it are spread out on every corner thus balancing the visual weight...SHE PROB ASK U TO SUCK EGGS and draw circles in the corner...therefore i feel that this essay is a waste of time and we should use all this precious time to shop because the great singapore sale is on!!!!!



800 WORDS LEH!!!!!i think i can even produce an eight word essay..ok i shall stop stressing on the essay..if not my pimples will have pimples...



by the way...HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY SUANNY THE SOUR MILK!!!!sorry that u had to wait so long for us but hope u had fun!!!!AND I dislike eating macaroni as much as you do..haha think you get it eh...anyways thanks for being such a good friend and buying me all the hello kitty things in the world..love ya loads!!



HOLD ON A SEC!!I AM GOING TO BURST WITH COFFEE!






ahaha i cant stand it!!EXPLODE WITH MILK chocolate milk and sour milk..hehe









amandal bought a balloon for suanny but decided to take a gazillion pictures with the balloon to make her money worth....


oh 5/6 of the clique met up to attend some SAJC band concert cum play...it was super funny!!!!and we took random pictures after that...


LIFE ROCKS.....not ahahah..everyone save this and put it as ur wall paper!!!happy tree friends has a new character...


last but not least!!!pictures from the hillsongs concert!!!IT WAS DA BOMB MAN!!!and the lead singer was super cute..haha...he looked like beckham...


russy and jolene sitting on a tree...but russ too fat so the tree break...

me and burst with MILK..MUAHAHA

FROGGY!!!miss him so much..and keith u dont only look like a frog but an iguana,snake,komodo dragon and a hairy black spider..!!!haha nice top btw..

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