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Tuesday, June 3, 2008

i am so going to change my blog add to www.angstydionnelovesbazookas.blogspot.com or www.MYBAZOOKASNEEDBAZOOKAS.blogspot.com.... sorry for the emotional outburst...recently they are so many things i need to bazooka...like the ART HISTORY TEACHER..ok la maybe i wont bazooka him because he let me off twice when i was late for his class..but eh letting me off is simple ok..just tick over the circle and tell a long story about how punctuality is important..but aiya he is still quite nice..

BUT THAT TEO ENG SENG GUY...aka stupid bird cage maker...he watch out!!!i had to crack my head for that stupid essay...number two on my bazooka list is pimples...pimples are my enemies and even though i must love my enemies..I WONT LET MR AND MRS PIMPLES OFF...waste so much money on mask and pimple cream when i can save it for my bazooka fund...thirdly i wanna bazooka the AIR CONS in the school..its like christmas comes early everytime i walk into the lecture hall....super winter wonder land kinda thing......

so if a guy buys me a bazooka i will marry him..and any girl who buys me a bazooka, i will give u my hello kitty collection and maybe i will throw in my hello kitty water bottle for free..it doesnt have any dents..only minimal scratches..in very good condition(ahaha i feel like jolyn when she gives the descriptions for the things we sell online.)

EH HELLO KITTY WATER BOTTLE leh..come on come on get me a bazooka man brothers and sisters out there...okok enough of rantings....it was chrissy's brithday last sunday..but she wasnt feeling well so we celebrated it on monday..HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISSY...HAPPY BIRTHDAY OF THE BIRTHDAYNESS!!!hope u had a great surpirse..ahahah as usual i was late so i had to rush all the way to where they were sitting...and it was at that time when jia lei and felecia burst forth through the doors with the cake...i am wondering what if the door slammed backwards...then the cake will be all over jia lei..ahahaha i am laughing retardedly to myself now.

.i ponned lessons in the morning as i wasnt in the mood for school..but hastily got back to the school mood and returned to school in the afternoon...charis and felecia caked chrissy..but i told them not to cake me for fear of more pimples...my skin condition is super bad now...i dont even dare stare into the mirror...cake somemore i will bazooka myself...

kua kua pimple cake......

chrissy has a fetish for paper cups.....
chrissy:hey i found a golden ring inside!!!
unknown finger:jab jab!!!jab the hell out of u!!

YAYYERS!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISSY..MAY U THROW MORE SAKURA FLOWERS AND DANCE THE POKE DANCE....but i am the real poke master..muahaha

observe that chrissy is glowing while i am dulling...

and introducing my clique..realised that i havent been blogging much about them...from left:

charis the chruch boy killer!!offend her and she wont give u sweets anymore... chrissy woodford..thats her real sirname btw..i am not trying to make her sound pokemasterish.. she is jap cum portuegese cum everything mixed togther...haha..she dances the sakura dance during dinner and if u offend her she will thore sushi at u..ahahah or maybe puke at u..OKOK JOKING JOKING..

.next to her is hazwarni...little miss boy killer..offend her and she will mascara you like free and maybe curl ur hair while u are sleeping..the one next to her is jia lei..whoo..we love tan keng soon together..ahaha thats a lecturer..we dont love him la..just that we were commenting that he looks quite cute in his younger days...yeah if u offend her she will pen knife you and force u to watch japanese drama until ur eyes bleed...last but not least is felecia...whole day loving ahem...haha today she kept suanning charis but once charis suanned her about ahem..she become a silent monk.... yeah man..so these are the people whom i spend my mundane days with in school...they are the ones who brighten it up..ok everyone give me a hug after u have read this...

I WANNA BE THE REALLY BEST THAT NO ONE EVER WAS..TO CATCH THEM IS MY REAL QUEST..TO TRAIN THEM IS MY COURSE..I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND SERCHING FAR AND WIDE..EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THATS INSIDE..poke gonna catch them all.!!!and when i sing this loudly in class..i know they all wanna bazooka me...

Tuesday, June 3, 2008

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