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Thursday, July 17, 2008

everything is so nae nae pok la....let me tell u why

1)someone cut my toe nails when i was asleep..they mysteriously became shorter..i knew it la my house houses some toe nail cutter person...

2)the nightmare that someone ate my hello kitty lollipop came back again..these few days i keep getting nightmares...i dreamt that ahem grew very fat but he asked me to be his girlfriend...and i accepted because i know i must love the person for his character and not his looks..everyone say aww now...SAY IT...anyways i can also go to the gym with him when we get married or put laxatives in his food...

3) everything is so expensive and the stupid ERP thinggies keep springing out like shoots..wa lau like that everyone must be millionaires to live in this world..maybe they will plant one outside ur house one day and charge you for leaving the house..since the gar-men wanna make money out of everything.u never know they may plant one outside the public toilets....

4) BECAUSE OF the oil prices,everything is like twice the original price...i am like constantly broke..everyday no money...then cope from po po..then after gongs give me i return to po po..what is this..arggg....

5)pimples..everyday pimples....when one is gone another one comes out..then how..forever having a pimple plantation on my face....it doesnt make a diff if i rest early or not...

6) my hair sucks...the hair dresser thin like free....then now it sticks out like free too...so unglam like some dogs fur...arrrrr....the curls are gone...the dye is fading..i am degenerating...i am fading..here today..gone tomorrow..ahahaha..i love it when i ace it at being emo..okok heres a joke since i havent been telling jokes and whenever i tell them in class my classmates either ask me to shut up or the f word comes out with a lot of vigour and might...whats the difference between emo grass and normal grass??

answer: emo grass cuts itself and normal grass gets cut by the grass cutter..

7)SO MANY THINGS TO DRAW...and i seriously cannot draw humans la..they all look like lord voldermots...hate it..arggg....

8) i miss everyone in PL like mad...especailly the clique...miss hanging out in the canteen doing nothing but stuffing ourselves with snacks and gossiping about who has a boyfriend and blah blah...gossiping is bad...just dont do it in front of the person..hehe joking la ....

9) miss trackers people and erm ya...hiaz just saw some things that reminded myself of yea....especially when i eat chocolate prata..my heart will break into a myraid of spliters..ahahah secondary school code..it was actually used to describe a mirror..

anyways enough of rantings.. and oh oh aishya the bysha wrote something on her blog that made me laugh like some nae nae pok...she was like i miss the times when i was in primary school and they had the PETS text book and everyone was excited to find the squirrell..AISHYA ITS A FREAKING SQUIRRELL..NOT A MOUSE..i remembered clearly..it was wearing some pull over and it carried a back pack..then there are other characters like the rabbit with a ribbon..the bird la..the monkey...maybe there is a dog ,giraffee,chinchilla,polar bear and racoon...i am trying to find a picture of it on the internet...but i cant//argg...now they change all the text books to my pals are here..NO THEY ARE NOT HERE THEY ARE HIDING IN THE CAVE!!!

OH and i know how to attract malay guys...i was joking with aishya that i will shout KANBING and all the guys will fly to me..hehe now i try a new word..AYAM!!! SUSU also can...

okie so the flip flop project has finally ended..HALLELUJIA!!!i did it for a freaking week.i cant watch my beach ball babes in peace can..must keep painting la..mixing the paint..niam...dawn yeoh is pretty and christopher lee is so hot...do they hug themselves when they see their reflection in the mirror.

yea so mine was some barbie doll concept..well i am like the barbie doll and i made a few pairs of slippers..its like the flip flop edition and all..the idea is that i have matching flip flops with my various outfits..and i added some pedicure jewels inside the box because when people have a fresh pedicure they wear slippers to flaut their pretty toes...my class mates all power houses...their posters are all super nice and colourful..so here are the pictures!!!!

this is dass's..i personally like it a lot because its really reflective and alot of feelings and emotions are poured out through his art piece...its really cool like school...so sweet right the pictures..even though i am not inside..i am emotionally inside..ahahah...dass is a really strong guy!!!dass smile:)!!!lets steal it!!

this is nat the bat's art piece...cool eh the drawings...so intricate and all...it reads mirror mirror on the wall..the 2 people she drew have slippers as their hair...i cant do this kinda thing...

this is sonias..its like marilyn monrole but its her face instead to represent her...and its an advert for havianas.. hazwani's..i like the last toe with the swell..feel like pricking it

this is natalie's...colourful eh..she used hennah designs in her art work..she shall do it on my hands too..muahahaha......

amalina's..coolness to the max..whoo.......

lirong's..so cute...

felecia's flipflop and ladders

HAVE THE LIBERTY TO WEAR SLIPPERS!!!nick's

jadul's..his heart goes flip flop../heheh

ib's...

love the ryhme....anggy's

charis'..so cute right....lets squeeze the girls cheeks!

aishya's...its like a mini movie..u pull it to read the whole story..so cute eh..and the bathing with her boyfriend part was funny...

i explode with fats..chrissie's work explode with slippers

jia leis and hazwans...nude bodies everywhere..hehe..hazwan dont worry i wont burn the tree...smile...

Giraffe's...his girlfriend is like his flip flops...

Eunice's..nice rihgt..but no!she doesnt think so..eh it rhymes la..eunice..ur mum and i can be best poem friends...

whoo...power!!!!not rangers..ahaha..i act funny...amelia's work

amin's!!! nice eh..he even used coffee to paint..next time i use coke..

me and my art piece..i koped this pic from dass..the previous one i look lardy..

look i am a dionne DOLL...get urs today...hehe..maybe i should install my voice at the back of the box and i will like tell lame jokes..i like the pink slippers i think its pretty...FINALLY ITS DONE HALLELUJIA!!!someone said it looks like those shoes u burn for the dead during the hungry ghost festival..must be that vulgar boy melvin..hehe..joking..

sometimes i feel really trapped..i feel that some people dont understand me at all..

i dont know how to react, i dont know what to say...

will they know where i am coming from..its hard to put up a strong front

when i am actually crumbling inside..

Thursday, July 17, 2008

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