BABY PANDAS AND STUPID BIRDS...

fatness is my middle name la..argg....i wanna exercise but it keeps raining...and i will feel so cold and helpless and all i wanna do is curl up in my blanket and watch animal planet,then switch to disney channel, then to nickleodeon and my last resort,kid's central...haha yesterday ronda and u went for the sakae sushi buffet..wow i tell u i ate like as though it was my last meal on earth..but no worries i shall not eat dinner for the next 3 days...we kept ordering the salmon sushi...i think we used up a years supply of the soya sauce..dip like free....haha i think the stones in our kidneys also growing like free....


i think i am going to stay away from sushi for the entire year...it gives me the shudders...and so do BIRDS!!!!whao fish and birds scare the living daylights, moonlight,sunlight out of me...that swhy to get back at them i ate salmon like free yesterday..muahahah but even though i am afraid of fishes i am still against people who eat BLUE FIN TUNA!!!DONT EVER EAT THEM OK THEY ARE ON THE BRINK OF EXTINCTION..DONT AR...seriously all those stupid japanese richie pants...if they are so rich go save the money and buy dresses la...they just spend like a million on buying the fish..one million i tell u i can buy the whole of lime flea like 10 times...then i can use the remaining money to build a walk in wardrobe...ok..i am joking..my life is not made up of dresses...

if i really get a million i would:


1)give money to church and we wont need to funraise anymore


2)give 100,000 to SPCA...i tell u, SPCA can knock down their kinda unglam building and build a castle for the animals...plus they can have an indoor spa and facial house for the animals...on top of that, they can also construct an indoor swimming pool for the abandoned dogs to relax...


3)bribe the government with 200,000 to cane animal abusers...plus i must be the one who cane them....(not the government but the animal abusers)


4)buy a house for all my family members...then mine will be a castle and i will paint it pink and turquoise...ohoh and buy that hello kitty bed sheet that i wanted my whole life..


5)i think after giving here and there i will be broke...

ok back to the topic on birds.. you know a bird flew INTO MY HOUSE!!!OH MY GOSH...ok so heres the whole story..my very worked up mum was trying to relax by u zapping and reading her book..at that time i was talking on the phone and playing with my hair..then suddenly SUDDENLY...there was a very sudden outburst.."DIONNE!THERES A BIRD IN MY ROOM!"and i saw my mum ducking(ahahah pun) with the u zap still vibrating on her NOT SO SLIM waist...then i screamed until i punctured my lungs..and i was like oh my gosh russ save me!!!and RUSS my oh no not very GALLANT brother who was also talking on the phone also kinda ran away...u see u see...to all my hormonal friends like christabel,jolyn, jillian who thinks russ is crushable and u guys may consider marrying him when he is older..please drop the idea...he freaks out because of a bird...

so after a while..my mum said that the bird flew away..so everything resumed to normal..everyone in the family was happy and gay..just when i planned to go down and watch tv..u zap queen aka my mum ran up the stairs screaming" THE BIRD IS BACK!!"then i screamed until my kidneys also punctured..and the best things is that it FLEW into russ's room where i was frolicking around...!!!!then petrified me ran into my own room and closed the door..while russ and mum tried to make the bird fly out of the window...but to no avail...then after 15 minutes..i sprinted into mum's room and they told me that the bird is hiding behind the rocking chair and amongst the soft toys..so my mum decided to message daddy who was working..heres the interesting conversation..

mummy: hey dear a bird flew into the room and your daughter as usual kept screaming...

daddy: oh what kind of bird isit

(i cut into the conversation)

me:eh mum can u tell daddy to dont be irritating..here we are freaking out, you think we had time to scrutinize and find out the species of the bird plus we are not some birdiologist(i dont know the term for a person who studies about birds la)

russ: eh jie jie can you dont be blonde there is no such thing as birdiologist...


me:fine then whats the term..


russ:i dont know..avianlogist or something


me:there is no such thing also..anyways mum what time is dad coming home?????
mum: 2 o clock


me: WOW!by the time he returns home the bird have already built a nest and laid eggs already...

For the whole night i didnt dare to go to the toilet for fear that the bird might suddenly burst forth from the toilet bowl and peck at my butt...but in the morning popsicals told me that she saw the bird fly out of the window...now whenever i see birds..i run away...the stupid thing is that when the bird was fluttering behind mum, she thought it was me being stupid and using paper to like ruffle her hair or something.. please do i seem so lame to everyone..like NO RIGHT?

ARGGGG..MY NEMESIS!!!

anyways people if u are free and have animal planet.. please watch..

PANDOMONIUM...its a documentary about pandas..there are only 1600 left in the world!!only 1600!!!!every day they will feature a different panda living in the woolong panda reserve and they also feature the baby pandas which are adorable the max of the maxest of the maxism!!!go watch ok!!!its at 8 every night...and repeats are at 2 and 6 in the morning..and 2 in the afternoon...
eh christabel u hope u can bite their butts right...haha the pandas like to bite each others butt...you can join the butt biting fan club!!!

aww..man they are so adorable...i wanna hug them and squeeze their cheeks...

ps. ahaha not i love you but

ps.did u guys understand my FLAME-BOY-YANT pun because no one seem to laugh..i thought it was funny lore..anyways pandomonium is starting!!!bye