I AM MRS JACOB BLACK

Random code for the day: I HAVE A FILLING!sing to the tune of the black eye peas song(i went to fill my tooth cavities today)heheheh

dont you just love my pun..anyways so much drama happened in the morning i should just be an actress...wah but anyways thank God so so much....ok so heres the story....i went to the dentist and after my treatment i had to pay...then i realised that the 100 dollars my mum gave me was in the envelop which i gave to the nurse earlier...PANIC PANIC PANIC...so i asked the nurse if she kept it and she said she threw it away...so i asked her to search the dustbin and she said that the rubbish aunty just emptied all the rubbish bins....i swore my life flashed past me...suddenly my head kept spinning and i felt this gapping hole in my heart..at that moment i knew nothing could patch it back...it shattered into a myraid of splinters...i was taking long deep breaths...NOO....dont leave me 100 dollars...AHAHAHA i act new moon...that was how moppy the book was but i still like it..

anyways seriously i was damn scared because $100 is really not a small deal..can u imagine all the dresses one can buy..not me but generally...i know my mum would scream at me and i prob have to eat stones because i wont get allowance..and i also have to drink dew from the leaves...then luckily one of the helpful nurses spotted some rubbish bags at the corner and asked me to rumage through it...so i did reluctantly..then i was kinda transfixed with fear so i was still a little blur and all...then i didnt know how to search the trash bags...so i squat down and just look at the rubbish...then the nurse was like :

"aiya i help u la..u cannot so slow u know!!"

haha i wanted to say sorry i princess...ahaha no la i didnt say that ok...i was just a bit disgusted because like all the rubbish mixed together so there were pads and all..OMGGGGGG...but lucky i wore gloves..

so i didnt do much searching....i just help open the bag bigger...then the aunty nurse was damn nice la...she was like girl dont give up hope, can find one...then dig dig dig and then she found a letter..but it wasnt mind...then she searched more and OMG WE FOUND MY LETTER!!!ARRRR. AND THEN WITH SHAKEY HANDS I OPENED IT AND FOUND $100 ENCLOSED IN THE LETTER....!!i was so happy i nearly exploded with expletives...ahaha but i am unvulgar girl so i didnt...

then the nurse and i screamed....we were like "whoo!!!!!!"...omg shes so cute right the nurse...then we kept laughing after that and she beat my arm with the letter..i was like ew ew ew please do not do that..but never mind la...she helped me so much i better shut up and be grateful..i think she was GOD'S ANGEL..ahahaha...after that i thanked her profusely and went to the counter to pay...

then the nurse at the counter was like aiyo girl dont do this again..then she was like how old are u...i was too embarrassed to tell her my actual age so i said very old...HEHEHE...i swear that if my mum was the nurse...she will scream so damn loud that all those people with tooth ache will drop all their teeth...dentist dont have to extract it..wah thank GOD...

so after all the drama...i met up with mum and russ..we went to illuma..love that place..i know everyone hates it but neevr mind, i am special, i like it...mum wanted to treat us to mahatthan fish market..we had dory fillet..its the bomb man...then we went exploring the illuminating shopping centre...the highest level were all arcade games... i saw this claw machine with super cute toys ..you know how hugh jackman explode with abs right, ya it was exploding with cuteness..disney characters with flat features...haha look like me..my nose like mushroom i

know...so i decided to try my luck..or rathered i pressured russ to help me...we were aiming for a dumbo soft toy...then after 4 tries, we didnt get it..i was apprehensive as to whether i should spend more money on it because we were damn close, like just a nudge and the toy would be in my hands..MUAHHAHA...

so as i was debating whether or not i should play..this not so skinny girl went to play leh...OMG...my life flashed past me again...then with a simple nudged, the toy fell into the hole.....I SCREAMED DAMN LOUD and she smiled at me...fine la so now show off all...i was so mad i kept punching russ..hehehe...then i went to top up my card...and before we played, the toy arranger dude went to rearrange more soft toys so i thick skin went to ask him to put the elephant at the corner..ahaha and he did leh!!so nice..and guess what I GOT THE DUMBO TOY..WHOO HOO...then since we had 4 more dollars, we tried again and russ got a bunny for me...and then i got so excited i wanted to try my luck for the last time...i wanted the baby dumbo so much..because it was so adorable and i couldnt take my eyes off it..

ok at this period of time i got so shameless...i approached toy arranger dude..he was so free anyway...i asked him to arrange the toys..wah he fun fair throw all the toys to my side and then i asked him to put the baby dumbo at the corner.AHAHAHA.so gross i am..and he did leh..maybe he secretly likes me..kua kua joking....and so with a simple push! I GOT THE TOY....haha some guys nearby helped russ and i...gave us some advice as to how to position the toy...wah i get one toy, whole world help us...yup so thats how i ended up with 3 toys..

hahaa...i should be claw machine spokes person...i will pose with the soft toys in my arms...or maybe i can burst forth from a pile of toys...good idea right...when i have a boyfriend i will force him to win one whole set for me..and if he doesnt i will pout and scream..ook joking..no one wanna date me now...

          awww man....so cute right....guess which one is my fav..guess!!!

 my very first win..ahaha stupid not so skinny girl..in ur face